Latest trade
Aug 11, 2025 UTC
The most recent trade Polymarket lists for this wallet. Checked Oct 26, 10:33 PM UTC.
Analytics
nobodyfastnobodyslow has made $312.35 on Polymarket.
Share of settled positions that closed in profit.
Losses as a share of gains across 50 settled positions.
Profit and volume as of 2025-07-07 UTC. Positions and trades are read separately; the Sources tab has their times.
From the trades and settled positions Polymarket lists for this wallet.
Aug 11, 2025 UTC
The most recent trade Polymarket lists for this wallet. Checked Oct 26, 10:33 PM UTC.
$9.96 median trade
Its latest 50 trades covered 39 markets; 38.0% were buys. They run from Mar 7, 2025 UTC to Aug 11, 2025 UTC. A recent sample, not the wallet's full history.
Polymarket returned no open positions for this wallet.
This wallet's markets have not resolved into a category mix in the public profile data yet.
| Market | Side | Size | Price | Notional | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Will a dildo be thrown onto the court at a WNBA game on Tuesday?Yes | buy | 66.67 | $0.150 | $10 | Aug 11, 2025 UTC |
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Polymarket public profile
Figures shown from the accepted source observation
2025-07-07 02:27 UTC
Polymarket public position response
0 open positions returned; page complete
2026-10-26 22:33 UTC
Polymarket public trade response
50 recent fills loaded; lifetime history not established
2026-10-26 22:33 UTC
polymarket positions
51 dated points returned
Latest chart point: 2025-07-07 02:27 UTC
Profile checked . Each figure keeps its own source time.
Compare P&L with positions and recorded trades, and check the source dates. A rank or a profitable period alone does not establish repeatable returns.
Winning positions brought in $3.29K and losing ones cost $1.7K across the latest 50 settled positions. 54% of them closed in profit.
The largest win was $732.5 on “Caroline Ellison sentenced to 24-35 months in prison?” (Yes); the largest loss, $229.97 on “US inauguration on January 20?” (No).
Its most recent trade on record was on 11 Aug 2025. It has traded 284 markets. It holds no open positions.
Source: Polymarket's public profile and leaderboard. How to read a trader profile
| buy |
| 50 |
| $0.100 |
| $5 |
| Aug 11, 2025 UTC |
| Will a dildo be thrown onto the court at a WNBA game on Tuesday?Yes | buy | 45.45 | $0.110 | $5 | Aug 11, 2025 UTC |
| Will a dildo be thrown onto the court at a WNBA game on Monday?Yes | buy | 33.33 | $0.090 | $3 | Aug 11, 2025 UTC |
 Will Trump deport 750,000-1,000,000 people?Yes | sell | 118.75 | $0.012 | $1.43 | Aug 11, 2025 UTC |
 Fed emergency rate cut in 2025?Yes | sell | 50 | $0.080 | $4 | Aug 11, 2025 UTC |
 Sam Altman out as OpenAI CEO in 2025?Yes | sell | 79.71 | $0.050 | $3.99 | Aug 11, 2025 UTC |
 USDT depeg in 2025?Yes | sell | 117.64 | $0.110 | $12.94 | May 10, 2025 UTC |
 Will the Denver Nuggets win the 2025 NBA Finals?Yes | sell | 166.66 | $0.088 | $14.67 | May 10, 2025 UTC |
| Fed emergency rate cut in 2025?Yes | buy | 50 | $0.280 | $14 | Apr 6, 2025 UTC |
 Will Amazon buy TikTok?Yes | buy | 67.31 | $0.104 | $7 | Apr 4, 2025 UTC |
 Will the price of Bitcoin be greater than $88000 on Apr 11?Yes | buy | 44.44 | $0.180 | $8 | Apr 4, 2025 UTC |
 Will Trump pardon Roger Ver in his first 100 days?Yes | buy | 92.42 | $0.054 | $5 | Mar 31, 2025 UTC |
 MH370 underwater wreckage found by June 30?Yes | sell | 55.55 | $0.040 | $2.22 | Mar 31, 2025 UTC |
 Will Elon and DOGE cut more than $250b in federal spending in 2025?Yes | sell | 36.72 | $0.270 | $9.91 | Mar 31, 2025 UTC |
 Will Putin remain President of Russia through June?No | sell | 236.11 | $0.032 | $7.59 | Mar 31, 2025 UTC |
 Will anyone be charged as a result of Epstein file release?Yes | sell | 46.34 | $0.150 | $6.95 | Mar 31, 2025 UTC |
 Will Elise Stefanik be out as Ambassador to the United Nations in Trump's first 100 days?Yes | sell | 6.12 | $0.994 | $6.08 | Mar 27, 2025 UTC |
 Hayden Davis in jail in 2025?Yes | sell | 80 | $0.233 | $18.64 | Mar 27, 2025 UTC |
 Will Bill Gates be named in Epstein files?Yes | sell | 36.36 | $0.580 | $21.09 | Mar 27, 2025 UTC |
 OpenSea token market cap (FDV) <$1B one day after launch?Yes | sell | 90.9 | $0.110 | $10 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Dan Clancy out as Twitch CEO in 2025?Yes | sell | 60.6 | $0.290 | $17.57 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Will Trump pardon Derek Chauvin in his first 100 days?Yes | sell | 5 | $0.031 | $0.16 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Will OpenAI have the top AI model on March 31?Yes | sell | 24.24 | $0.047 | $1.14 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Gavin Newsom out as Governor before April?Yes | sell | 111.11 | $0.009 | $1 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Sisi out as President of Egypt by March 31?Yes | sell | 126.56 | $0.012 | $1.49 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Karen Bass out as Mayor of LA before April?Yes | sell | 40 | $0.016 | $0.64 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 OpenAI becomes a for-profit before April 2025?Yes | sell | 80.2 | $0.009 | $0.69 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Will Sam Altman settle with his sister before April?Yes | sell | 26.31 | $0.008 | $0.21 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Texas Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Act signed into law by March 31?Yes | sell | 41.66 | $0.010 | $0.42 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Will Netanyahu meet with MBS before April?Yes | sell | 35.71 | $0.008 | $0.28 | Mar 19, 2025 UTC |
 Houthis agree to end attacks on shipping before May?Yes | buy | 25.59 | $0.430 | $11 | Mar 16, 2025 UTC |
 Trump ends Ukraine war in first 90 days?Yes | sell | 127.77 | $0.340 | $43.44 | Mar 14, 2025 UTC |
 Will Daniel Noboa win the 2025 Ecuadorian Presidential Election?No | sell | 45.45 | $0.650 | $29.54 | Mar 13, 2025 UTC |
 Will Luisa González win the 2025 Ecuadorian Presidential Election?Yes | sell | 62.5 | $0.640 | $40 | Mar 13, 2025 UTC |
 Will Trump create Bitcoin reserve in first 100 days?Yes | sell | 118.11 | $0.390 | $46.06 | Mar 13, 2025 UTC |
 Russia x Ukraine ceasefire in 2025?Yes | sell | 27.77 | $0.770 | $21.38 | Mar 12, 2025 UTC |
 Russia x Ukraine Ceasefire by Friday?Yes | buy | 111.11 | $0.090 | $10 | Mar 11, 2025 UTC |
 Will Elon Musk's net worth be less than $330b on March 31?Yes | sell | 39.21 | $0.640 | $25.09 | Mar 10, 2025 UTC |
| Will OpenAI have the top AI model on March 31?Yes | buy | 24.24 | $0.330 | $8 | Mar 8, 2025 UTC |
 Will Trump pardon Steve Bannon in his first 100 days?No | sell | 14.08 | $0.940 | $13.24 | Mar 8, 2025 UTC |
 Will it be confirmed that Luigi Mangione used psychedelics?Yes | buy | 25 | $0.200 | $5 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
 Will Trump sign Bitcoin reserve executive order Friday?Yes | sell | 398.01 | $0.045 | $17.96 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump sign Bitcoin reserve executive order Friday?Yes | buy | 237.61 | $0.084 | $20 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump create Bitcoin reserve in first 100 days?Yes | buy | 17.54 | $0.570 | $10 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump create Bitcoin reserve in first 100 days?Yes | buy | 17.86 | $0.560 | $10 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump create Bitcoin reserve in first 100 days?Yes | buy | 18.87 | $0.530 | $10 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump create Bitcoin reserve in first 100 days?Yes | buy | 20.83 | $0.480 | $10 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump create Bitcoin reserve in first 100 days?Yes | buy | 21.28 | $0.470 | $10 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump create Bitcoin reserve in first 100 days?Yes | buy | 21.74 | $0.460 | $10 | Mar 7, 2025 UTC |
Placed on fixed scales: no Radar board ranking was cached on this server when the profile was read, so no archetype is claimed. Not drawn for this wallet: 5 of 8 axes. Missing axes are left out of the shape and the score is reduced when fewer than five are available. Observed just now. Watch only — not advice.