Latest trade
Jan 4, 2026 UTC
The most recent trade Polymarket lists for this wallet. Checked Oct 27, 8:41 PM UTC.
Analytics
On Polymarket's all-time profit board.
Not enough settled positions to measure.
Not enough settled positions to split gains from losses.
Sarcastic-Chipmunk is down $300.79 on Polymarket.
Profit and volume as of 2026-01-04 UTC. Positions and trades are read separately; the Sources tab has their times.
Jan 4, 2026 UTC
The most recent trade Polymarket lists for this wallet. Checked Oct 27, 8:41 PM UTC.
$8.5 median trade
Its latest 34 trades covered 30 markets; 97.1% were buys. They run from Dec 20, 2025 UTC to Jan 4, 2026 UTC. A recent sample, not the wallet's full history.
Open positions could not be confirmed. Missing data does not mean this wallet holds no positions.
This wallet's markets have not resolved into a category mix in the public profile data yet.
| Market | Side | Size | Price | Notional | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Nicolás Maduro seen in public by January 5?No | buy | 4K | $0.001 | $4 | Jan 4, 2026 UTC |
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Polymarket public profile
Figures shown from the accepted source observation
2026-01-04 02:21 UTC
Polymarket public position response
0 open positions returned; page coverage partial
2026-10-27 20:41 UTC
Polymarket public trade response
34 recent fills loaded; lifetime history not established
2026-10-27 20:41 UTC
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No reliable series returned
No dated chart point
Profile checked . Each figure keeps its own source time.
Compare P&L with positions and recorded trades, and check the source dates. A rank or a profitable period alone does not establish repeatable returns.
Its most recent trade on record was on 4 Jan 2026. It has traded 30 markets.
Source: Polymarket's public profile and leaderboard. How to read a trader profile
| buy |
| 32.42 |
| $0.062 |
| $2 |
| Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump deport less than 250,000?Yes | buy | 2.07K | $0.034 | $70 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Will Trump Media buy more Bitcoin in 2025?Yes | sell | 985.49 | $0.073 | $72.08 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Will Israel strike 3 or more countries in December 2025?Yes | buy | 492.22 | $0.024 | $12 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Will Hezbollah disarm in 2025?Yes | buy | 200 | $0.005 | $1 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Will BNB hit $1500 by December 31?Yes | buy | 1.48K | $0.007 | $10 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Will Abstract launch a token in 2025?Yes | buy | 146.09 | $0.014 | $2 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Will Aztec launch a token in 2025?Yes | buy | 828.18 | $0.005 | $4 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Will Pump.fun perform an airdrop by December 31?Yes | buy | 1.54K | $0.010 | $15 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
| Will Trump Media buy more Bitcoin in 2025?Yes | buy | 985.49 | $0.036 | $35 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Will Fomo launch a token by December 31 2025?Yes | buy | 454.76 | $0.011 | $5 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Dogecoin all time high before 2026?Yes | buy | 6K | $0.005 | $30 | Dec 24, 2025 UTC |
 Thailand x Cambodia declare war by Dec 31?Yes | buy | 1.48K | $0.019 | $28 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will MetaMask launch a token in 2025?Yes | buy | 1.5K | $0.006 | $9 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Aster all time high by December 31?Yes | buy | 100 | $0.010 | $1 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
| Will MetaMask launch a token in 2025?Yes | buy | 3.33K | $0.006 | $20 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will Hyperliquid hit $70 in 2025?Yes | buy | 4K | $0.002 | $8 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will Satoshi move any Bitcoin in 2025?Yes | buy | 3.33K | $0.006 | $20 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will Opensea launch a token by December 31?Yes | buy | 1K | $0.005 | $5 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will edgeX launch a token in 2025?No | buy | 62.5 | $0.080 | $5 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
| Will Fomo launch a token by December 31 2025?Yes | buy | 422.91 | $0.024 | $10 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 MicroStrategy sells any Bitcoin in 2025?Yes | buy | 909.09 | $0.011 | $10 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Cardano ETF in 2025?Yes | buy | 40.7 | $0.025 | $1 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Bitcoin Up or Down - December 20, 12:00PM-4:00PM ETDown | buy | 45.36 | $0.441 | $20 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will SpaceX's public ticker be $X?Yes | buy | 44.44 | $0.090 | $4 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will xAI have the second best AI model at the end of December 2025?Yes | buy | 27.78 | $0.036 | $1 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will xAI have the top AI model on December 31?Yes | buy | 500 | $0.020 | $10 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Israel x Iran ceasefire broken by December 31?Yes | buy | 1.11K | $0.018 | $20 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will Israel strike Lebanon on December 25?Yes | buy | 3.13 | $0.320 | $1 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will Russia capture all of Myrnohrad by December 31?Yes | buy | 6.67 | $0.150 | $1 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 EU agrees use of Russian assets to fund Ukraine by December 31?Yes | buy | 55.56 | $0.018 | $1 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Epstein client list released in 2025?Yes | buy | 47.62 | $0.021 | $1 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
 Will the US confirm that aliens exist in 2025?Yes | buy | 1.26K | $0.008 | $10 | Dec 20, 2025 UTC |
1 of 3 axes ranked against the 121 wallets on the Radar board (crypto positions observed 2026-09-20); the others stay on fixed scales, as each axis says. Not drawn for this wallet: 5 of 8 axes. Missing axes are left out of the shape and the score is reduced when fewer than five are available. Observed just now. Watch only — not advice.