Latest trade
Mar 11, 2026 UTC
The most recent trade Polymarket lists for this wallet. Checked Oct 24, 5:41 PM UTC.
Analytics
noahthearse is down $293.82 on Polymarket.
Share of settled positions that closed in profit.
Losses as a share of gains across 8 settled positions.
Profit and volume as of 2026-03-11 UTC. Positions and trades are read separately; the Sources tab has their times.
From the trades and settled positions Polymarket lists for this wallet.
Mar 11, 2026 UTC
The most recent trade Polymarket lists for this wallet. Checked Oct 24, 5:41 PM UTC.
$1,441.85 median trade
Its latest 14 trades covered 8 markets; 78.6% were buys. They run from Aug 18, 2025 UTC to Mar 11, 2026 UTC. A recent sample, not the wallet's full history.
Polymarket returned no open positions for this wallet.
This wallet's markets have not resolved into a category mix in the public profile data yet.
| Market | Side | Size | Price | Notional | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Nothing Ever Happens: MicroStrategyYes | sell | 1.37K | $0.070 | $95.77 | Mar 11, 2026 UTC |
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Polymarket public profile
Figures shown from the accepted source observation
2026-03-11 00:48 UTC
Polymarket public position response
0 open positions returned; page complete
2026-10-24 17:41 UTC
Polymarket public trade response
14 recent fills loaded; lifetime history not established
2026-10-24 17:41 UTC
polymarket positions
9 dated points returned
Latest chart point: 2026-03-11 00:48 UTC
Profile checked . Each figure keeps its own source time.
Compare P&L with positions and recorded trades, and check the source dates. A rank or a profitable period alone does not establish repeatable returns.
Winning positions brought in $5.22K and losing ones cost $5.52K across 8 settled positions. 87.5% of them closed in profit.
The largest win was $3.68K on “MicroStrategy announces >1000 BTC purchase December 2-8?” (Yes); the largest loss, $5.52K on “Nothing Ever Happens: MicroStrategy” (Yes).
Its most recent trade on record was on 11 Mar 2026. It has traded 8 markets. It holds no open positions.
Source: Polymarket's public profile and leaderboard. How to read a trader profile
| sell |
| 2.27K |
| $0.070 |
| $159.11 |
| Mar 10, 2026 UTC |
| Nothing Ever Happens: MicroStrategyYes | sell | 21.36K | $0.081 | $1.73K | Mar 10, 2026 UTC |
| Nothing Ever Happens: MicroStrategyYes | buy | 20.16K | $0.300 | $6.05K | Mar 9, 2026 UTC |
| Nothing Ever Happens: MicroStrategyYes | buy | 4.84K | $0.300 | $1.45K | Mar 9, 2026 UTC |
| MicroStrategy announces >1000 BTC purchase December 2-8?Yes | buy | 10.22K | $0.640 | $6.54K | Dec 7, 2025 UTC |
| Will Microstrategy announce a Bitcoin purchase September 23-29?Yes | buy | 11.75 | $0.951 | $11.18 | Sep 29, 2025 UTC |
| Will MicroStrategy hold 650k+ BTC by September 30?No | buy | 2.24K | $0.964 | $2.16K | Sep 28, 2025 UTC |
| MicroStrategy announces >4000 BTC purchase September 16-22?No | buy | 2K | $0.866 | $1.73K | Sep 19, 2025 UTC |
| Will MicroStrategy hold 650k+ BTC by September 30?No | buy | 1.6K | $0.894 | $1.43K | Sep 17, 2025 UTC |
| Will Microstrategy announce a Bitcoin purchase September 16-22?Yes | buy | 1.41K | $0.900 | $1.27K | Sep 16, 2025 UTC |
| Will Microstrategy announce a Bitcoin purchase September 16-22?Yes | buy | 25.96 | $0.740 | $19.21 | Sep 16, 2025 UTC |
| Will MicroStrategy hold 630k+ BTC by August 31?Yes | buy | 4.2K | $0.818 | $3.44K | Aug 19, 2025 UTC |
| Will MicroStrategy purchase Bitcoin August 19-25?Yes | buy | 1.03K | $0.890 | $919.4 | Aug 18, 2025 UTC |
1 of 3 axes ranked against the 121 wallets on the Radar board (crypto positions observed 2026-09-20); the others stay on fixed scales, as each axis says. Not drawn for this wallet: 5 of 8 axes. Missing axes are left out of the shape and the score is reduced when fewer than five are available. Observed just now. Watch only — not advice.