hahahahh is down $1.17K on Polymarket.
Share of settled positions that closed in profit.
Losses as a share of gains across 41 settled positions.
Profit and volume as of 2026-08-01 UTC. Positions and trades are read separately; the Sources tab has their times.
| Market | Outcome | Size | Avg price | Position value | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Opensea FDV above $1B one day after launch? | No | 700 | $0.850 | $654.5 | +$59.5 |
Will Anthropic flip BTC by December 31? |
This wallet's markets have not resolved into a category mix in the public profile data yet.
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Polymarket public profile
Figures shown from the accepted source observation
2026-08-01 06:03 UTC
Polymarket public position response
5 open positions returned; page complete
2026-10-25 03:51 UTC
Polymarket public trade response
Recent fills unavailable
2026-10-25 03:51 UTC
polymarket positions
42 dated points returned
Latest chart point: 2026-08-01 06:03 UTC
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Compare P&L with positions and recorded trades, and check the source dates. A rank or a profitable period alone does not establish repeatable returns.
Winning positions brought in $2.05K and losing ones cost $160.62 across 41 settled positions. 85.4% of them closed in profit.
The largest win was $252.35 on “Will Russia capture all of Pokrovsk by December 31?” (No); the largest loss, $80 on “Will any AI model reach 1500+ on Chatbot Arena by Dec 31?” (Yes).
It has traded 63 markets. Its open positions are worth $1.08K across 5 markets.
Source: Polymarket's public profile and leaderboard. How to read a trader profile
| Yes |
| 500 |
| $0.780 |
| $315 |
| -$75 |
Will OpenSea launch a token by December 31, 2026? | Yes | 800 | $0.224 | $80.8 | -$98.4 |
Will Anthropic or OpenAI IPO first? | OpenAI | 500 | $0.190 | $24.75 | -$70.25 |
Ink FDV above $250M one day after launch? | No | 2.27 | $0.440 | $1.88 | +$0.89 |
4 of 6 axes ranked against the 121 wallets on the Radar board (crypto positions observed 2026-09-20); the others stay on fixed scales, as each axis says. Not drawn for this wallet: 2 of 8 axes. Missing axes are left out of the shape and the score is reduced when fewer than five are available. Observed just now. Watch only — not advice.