Latest trade
Jun 30, 2026 UTC
The most recent trade Polymarket lists for this wallet. Checked Oct 26, 12:53 AM UTC.
Analytics
Ill-Satire has made $79.47 on Polymarket.
Share of settled positions that closed in profit.
Losses as a share of gains across 20 settled positions.
Profit and volume as of 2026-06-30 UTC. Positions and trades are read separately; the Sources tab has their times.
From the trades and settled positions Polymarket lists for this wallet.
Jun 30, 2026 UTC
The most recent trade Polymarket lists for this wallet. Checked Oct 26, 12:53 AM UTC.
$25 median trade
Its latest 47 trades covered 26 markets; 70.2% were buys. They run from Jan 7, 2026 UTC to Jun 30, 2026 UTC. A recent sample, not the wallet's full history.
Polymarket returned no open positions for this wallet.
This wallet's markets have not resolved into a category mix in the public profile data yet.
| Market | Side | Size | Price | Notional | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:55PM-6:00PM ETDown | buy | 14.71 | $0.340 | $5 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
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Polymarket public profile
Figures shown from the accepted source observation
2026-06-30 21:56 UTC
Polymarket public position response
0 open positions returned; page complete
2026-10-26 00:53 UTC
Polymarket public trade response
47 recent fills loaded; lifetime history not established
2026-10-26 00:53 UTC
polymarket positions
21 dated points returned
Latest chart point: 2026-06-30 21:56 UTC
Profile checked . Each figure keeps its own source time.
Compare P&L with positions and recorded trades, and check the source dates. A rank or a profitable period alone does not establish repeatable returns.
Winning positions brought in $524.98 and losing ones cost $237.38 across 20 settled positions. 60% of them closed in profit.
The largest win was $167.72 on “Will Alphabet be the second-largest company in the world by market cap on January 31?” (Yes); the largest loss, $79.41 on “Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET” (Down).
Its most recent trade on record was on 30 Jun 2026. It has traded 26 markets. It holds no open positions.
Source: Polymarket's public profile and leaderboard. How to read a trader profile
| buy |
| 73.53 |
| $0.340 |
| $25 |
| Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:50PM-5:55PM ETDown | buy | 2.5K | $0.010 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:50PM-5:55PM ETDown | buy | 2.5K | $0.010 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:50PM-5:55PM ETDown | buy | 54.35 | $0.460 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:45PM-5:50PM ETDown | sell | 46.01 | $0.990 | $45.55 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:45PM-5:50PM ETDown | buy | 46.02 | $0.543 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:40PM-5:45PM ETDown | sell | 48.07 | $0.990 | $47.59 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:40PM-5:45PM ETDown | buy | 48.08 | $0.520 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 5:00PM-5:05PM ETDown | buy | 70.74 | $0.340 | $24.05 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 4:55PM-5:00PM ETDown | buy | 73.53 | $0.340 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 4:50PM-4:55PM ETDown | sell | 47.94 | $0.990 | $47.46 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 4:50PM-4:55PM ETDown | buy | 6.85 | $0.730 | $5 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 4:50PM-4:55PM ETDown | buy | 6.85 | $0.730 | $5 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 4:50PM-4:55PM ETDown | buy | 34.25 | $0.730 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 4:45PM-4:50PM ETDown | buy | 204.99 | $0.122 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
| Bitcoin Up or Down - June 30, 4:45PM-4:50PM ETDown | buy | 151.4 | $0.165 | $25 | Jun 30, 2026 UTC |
 Will Apple be the third-largest company in the world by market cap on January 31?Yes | sell | 182.47 | $0.860 | $156.92 | Jan 19, 2026 UTC |
 Will Alphabet be the second-largest company in the world by market cap on January 31?Yes | sell | 406.16 | $0.905 | $367.71 | Jan 19, 2026 UTC |
 Will Google have the best AI model at the end of January 2026?Yes | sell | 10.63 | $0.960 | $10.2 | Jan 19, 2026 UTC |
 Will António José Seguro win the 2026 Portugal presidential election?Yes | sell | 157.48 | $0.960 | $151.18 | Jan 19, 2026 UTC |
 Will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6.5 or higher worldwide by January 25?Yes | buy | 92.77 | $0.539 | $50 | Jan 18, 2026 UTC |
| Will António José Seguro qualify for the second round of the 2026 Portugal presidential election?Yes | sell | 113.01 | $0.999 | $112.9 | Jan 18, 2026 UTC |
 Will Trump and Robert Fico handshake last less than 2 seconds?Yes | buy | 10K | $0.001 | $10 | Jan 18, 2026 UTC |
 Will Google Gemini 3 score at least 50% on the FrontierMath Benchmark?Yes | sell | 244.53 | $0.118 | $28.89 | Jan 15, 2026 UTC |
| Will Google Gemini 3 score at least 40% on the FrontierMath Benchmark?Yes | sell | 168.33 | $0.402 | $67.63 | Jan 15, 2026 UTC |
| Will António José Seguro qualify for the second round of the 2026 Portugal presidential election?Yes | buy | 113.02 | $0.885 | $100 | Jan 15, 2026 UTC |
| Will António José Seguro win the 2026 Portugal presidential election?Yes | buy | 157.48 | $0.762 | $120 | Jan 15, 2026 UTC |
| Will António José Seguro win the 1st round of the 2026 Portugal presidential election?Yes | buy | 196.34 | $0.509 | $100 | Jan 15, 2026 UTC |
 Trump out as President by March 31?No | sell | 51.91 | $0.962 | $49.94 | Jan 13, 2026 UTC |
 Israel strike on Yemen by March 31, 2026?No | sell | 80.84 | $0.602 | $48.67 | Jan 13, 2026 UTC |
 Xi Jinping out before 2027?No | sell | 10.63 | $0.930 | $9.89 | Jan 12, 2026 UTC |
| Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on January 8?Yes | sell | 10.03 | $0.996 | $9.99 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on January 8?No | buy | 21.31K | $0.005 | $100 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on January 8?Yes | buy | 10.03 | $0.997 | $10 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will Alphabet be the second-largest company in the world by market cap on January 31?Yes | buy | 406.17 | $0.492 | $200 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will Apple be the third-largest company in the world by market cap on January 31?Yes | buy | 182.47 | $0.548 | $100 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
 Will Manchester United FC win on 2026-01-07?Yes | buy | 20K | $0.001 | $20 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will Leeds United FC win on 2026-01-07?Yes | buy | 20K | $0.001 | $20 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will Leeds United FC win on 2026-01-07?Yes | buy | 49.14 | $0.013 | $0.63 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
 Will there be at least 40 measles cases in the U.S. by January 31, 2026?Yes | buy | 117.65 | $0.850 | $100 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Xi Jinping out before 2027?No | buy | 10.64 | $0.940 | $10 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Israel strike on Yemen by March 31, 2026?No | buy | 80.84 | $0.618 | $50 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will Google have the best AI model at the end of January 2026?Yes | buy | 10.64 | $0.940 | $10 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Trump out as President by March 31?No | buy | 51.91 | $0.963 | $50 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will Google Gemini 3 score at least 50% on the FrontierMath Benchmark?Yes | buy | 244.54 | $0.409 | $100 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
| Will Google Gemini 3 score at least 40% on the FrontierMath Benchmark?Yes | buy | 168.33 | $0.594 | $100 | Jan 7, 2026 UTC |
1 of 3 axes ranked against the 121 wallets on the Radar board (crypto positions observed 2026-09-20); the others stay on fixed scales, as each axis says. Not drawn for this wallet: 5 of 8 axes. Missing axes are left out of the shape and the score is reduced when fewer than five are available. Observed just now. Watch only — not advice.